He I take issue W/that......

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If it's a cheesy but sweet one, say 'Uh, you have something between your teeth', watch him blush, and then get the heck outta there while he checks!!!

OR!!! If it's a really raunchy and insulting one, pretend to peer closely at his cheek and say 'I think there's a mosquito on your cheek' and then SLAP HIM!!!!!!

Of course, that's if you don't want to see him again.

If you do, then say something like, 'Sorry, I've heard that one before; got another one?" Or, "That's what they all say", or just throw another one back at him, and see how long you guys can go on with the pickup lines.
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It's so much easier to just be nice until he loses intrest. Or spot a friend and run away. Wait, that's wasn't a cheesy pickup line, it was worse than that...

OK... this one was used on me in NYC this past weekend. Under normal circumstances I would have been offended (I hope), but it cracked me up this time...

"Hey... Do you want to get a six pack and head back to my hotel room?"
I rolled my eyes at him and he said, "What? You don't like beer?"

... And no, I didn't go... too busy pining over Dat!! LOL